What walks upstairs,
All covered in hair,
And makes a deep-throated growl?
A beast, a beast, a towering beast!
Everyone knows it’s Bigfoot.
It’s Bigfoot, it’s Bigfoot
He’s scary as he can be.
It’s Bigfoot, it’s Bigfoot,
He’s taller than both you me.
What runs outside,
And can’t wait to hide,
And loves to throw rocks and sticks?
A beast, a beast, a monstrous beast!
Everyone knows it’s Bigfoot.
It’s Bigfoot, it’s Bigfoot,
A glimpse of him is such a treat.
It’s Bigfoot, it’s Bigfoot,
You know him by his giant feet.
What lurks in the woods,
Like most cryptids should,
And makes bloodcurdling sounds?
A beast, a beast, a hugely fast beast!
Everyone knows it’s Bigfoot.
It’s Bigfoot, it’s Bigfoot,
He’s cunning and knows lots of tricks.
It’s Bigfoot, it’s Bigfoot,
He really hates posing for pics.
